Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Loyal Citizen's Form

Ripped entirely from the Rude One, I made a little pdf form Loyal Citizens can fill out and mail into the President if they so choose.

It seems a few people are having trouble with the link above, so I'm trying the GeoCities route. Please forgive my general lack of web knowledge, I hope this works for everyone.


Blogger Rude One said...

Nice work, Stashman. Love the NSA official use top part.

The Rude Pundit

5:38 PM  
Blogger Jack LeVine said...

pdf link doesn't work, and we desparately need it so we can send it around the web a thousand times. Can you fix it?

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some "constructive criticism":
the form says you must wait until you're in the presence of an NSA officer before signing. This would of course prevent most people from actually signing it and mailing it in.
You might want to model it a bit more after official government documents, i.e. give it a document number, revision, expiration date, etc. Some good ones to model after are and

12:07 PM  
Blogger Buttermyself said...

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12:20 PM  
Blogger Buttermyself said...

Here's a mirror:

fingerlickinggood at

12:27 PM  
Blogger Buttermyself said...


12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the small body type is too small, not very readable
you have plenty of white space around it to use

otherwise, great job

love that rude pundit, oh yeah

2:45 PM  
Blogger Maezeppa said...

the word "disposed" is misspelled.

God Bless the Rudeness.

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some spelling corrections just at first glance.




Also, just some extra thoughts: I think it would be funny if, in the section where the NSA officer acts as notary public, it included things like "retinal scan," "stool sample," etc.

5:36 PM  
Blogger Stash said...

Thanks, Rude One and all.

Anonymous, spell check has been updated. Thank you too.

I thought about the other things in the "constructive criticism" but didn't want it to be so detailed that people could use it for phishing. Soc. Sec. etc.

I actually did use a citizen identification form from a .gov site as a template.

Other than that if people have other ideas, please feel free to borrow or modify my document in any way. I just do this for fun and hope you all do the same.

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another spelling error:

"people" is misspelled "poeple"

7:56 PM  
Anonymous J Crowley said...

Another mirror HERE, in case the bandwidth runs out on Geocities for you. Were I on my home computer, I'd fix whatever mistakes people have pointed out, but alas, I'm away on vacation.

Thank you, Stashman, and double-thanks Rudepundit. Brilliant.

1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


i've followed the "oath" since it was first posted on the Rude site, and good idea on the pdf thing.

hope you can fix some of the holes (like the misspellings)

10:10 PM  
Blogger Stash said...

They should be fixed. I don't remember if I got 'poeple' or not, but I did put up a corrected version.

11:08 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

This is great! I posted a link to your pdf, thanks!

8:23 PM  

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