Thursday, December 29, 2005

Christmas Victory

After declaring victory in the 'War on Christmas', Santa takes a much needed vacation. Said a disgruntled Hillary Clinton,"I think next year we should go after Hanukkah first and then work our way up." Other leftist wackos vowed to continue guerilla combat, but conceded that their forces will be stretched to the limit by the upcoming 'Bunny Battle'. Bill O'Reilly, firing the first conservative salvo, has stated that he will bring the battle to the airwaves and has already started selling Holiday Eggs on his web site.


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